Kids say the darnest things...

[riccsal]

my kids one day call me ‘dear’, just like how my wife call me


I feel its funny

[en107rn.01056yahoo.01056com.01056sg]

We were having dinner in a restaurant & there's a family with a cute little girl singing away. Here is what that has transpired right after the little girl family walk out of the restaurant.


DS: Good! Now I can eat peacefully.
Me: That's not a very nice thing to say. Wait until you have a kid of your own & sing louder than the little girl.
DS: I don't want to get married.
DH: As a ..(he was cut off by DS).
DS: I know, I know all about \"re-cycle\"
Me, DD, DH: :shock: :? :lol: :mrgreen:
DS: Oh no....It's life cycle.

[sashimi]

I was bathing my daughter one day when she suddenly said aloud, eyes closed tightly in discomfort, \"Daddy, there's eyes in my soap!\" :lol:

[ChiefKiasu]

sashimi:

I was bathing my daughter one day when she suddenly said aloud, eyes closed tightly in discomfort, \"Daddy, there's eyes in my soap!\" :lol:

kekeke... that's funny

I finally found out yesterday night while watching TV why my daughter kept asking me to go to \"The Whole World\" everytime I go to Katong Mall for her chinese classes. She was referring to Cold Storage, which was using \"The whole world in your hands\" song for its TV commercials.

[Luanee]

My daughter learned the concept of God recently and that’s how she used it: "Mummy, it’s not that I dont eat vegetables, it’s God who makes me this way…"


P/S: I’m a free-thinker.

[crashburner]

my 4 year old girl was being rude, so i told her off saying "young lady, you better watch your mouth". she turn and look at me and start point to her eyes and mouth and said, "my mouth is here and my eyes are up here, how to watch my mouth"

[happy to be mum]

hehe..kids can really said the funniest things which you least expect.

While I was pregnant with my second boy, I told my three year old son his little baby bro will not have teeth until much later. He though for a while and told me when his didi is out from my stomache, he would bring him to our dentist. (?? in my head) I asked him why. He replied: \"our dentist can glue all the teeth in didi's mouth\"

:lol:

[ngchris]

When my boy was about 3, I taught him the difference btw living and non-living things. Explained to him that all livng things will die. He quickly patted his chest and exclaimed, "I am NOT a living thing!"


When he was about 4, replied that his great grandfather is in heaven ie cannot see him anymore. "As in extinct?" Er … yes somthing like that. He concluded, then he and dinosaurs will be good friends in heaven.

[wwcookie]

My boy’s school gave them e-homework for the hols. Sometimes, we experienced connection problems with the portal and had a hard time loading the page. Last week, I reminded him to do his homework. He was in his bedroom playing and asked me to help him connect to the webpage, adding: "If the thing hang, just say ‘this is so maddening!!’, so I’ll know and can continue playing ok?"

[ChiefKiasu]

wwcookie:

... \"If the thing hang, just say 'this is so maddening!!', so I'll know and can continue playing ok?\"

kekkekke... at least he is being pragmatic about the whole thing.