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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • S Offline
      Sun_2010
      last edited by

      HyperKiasu:
      LKVM:

      [quote=\"HyperKiasu\"]DD: i had been to hotel.


      :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

      and

      Me: why not Bali ?
      DD: My teacher might not know what Bali is...[/quote]How cute, kids i tell u
      :rotflmao:

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      • R Offline
        RRMummy
        last edited by

        During our Father's Day dinner at home on Sunday...


        DD2: Mummy, izit you don't want to grow old yet because you want to see my darling?
        Me and hubs: 😐
        Me: Who is your darling?
        DD2: I don't know yet coz my stomach not big yet ma.
        Me: :idea: Huh?
        Hubs: :shock: You mean your own baby?
        DD2: Ya lar. I need to eat alot alot until my stomach get so big first. Then I will have my darling. (Then just continue eating..)

        ME & HUBS 😐 šŸ˜“ :scared:

        BTW, DD2 is 4YO..

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        • B Offline
          buds
          last edited by

          Better not let her eat too much then, RRMummy! :laugh:

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          • R Offline
            RRMummy
            last edited by

            buds:
            Better not let her eat too much then, RRMummy! :laugh:

            Haiz... I've been diagnosed by my DDs that they will be having a sibling soon woh.. how?? :roll: :roll:

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            • B Offline
              buds
              last edited by

              Time to get beezee kiss kiss muah muah with DH then..

              And heeeeelllooooo number 3! :laugh: How they diagnose?
              Or issit you got obvious symptoms? :evil:

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              • R Offline
                RRMummy
                last edited by

                Sad to say for the past 6months symptoms getting more obvious. So bad that I'm getting complains from DH and DD2 is drawing mummies with big tummies all the time :oops: And can go to my tummy and speak to bb.. šŸ˜ž


                Looks like if I don't take immediate action this is going to be one super long 'pregnancy'!! :stupid: :stupid: :stupid:

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                • B Offline
                  buds
                  last edited by

                  Oh i see.. :idea:


                  Alamak! :slapshead:
                  That kinda symptoms arh? :faint:

                  But i was told you look extremely
                  great most times & that u don't
                  look your age at all in fact. šŸ˜„

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                  • K Offline
                    KoalaMummy
                    last edited by

                    RRMummy:
                    Sad to say for the past 6months symptoms getting more obvious. So bad that I'm getting complains from DH and DD2 is drawing mummies with big tummies all the time :oops: And can go to my tummy and speak to bb.. šŸ˜ž


                    Looks like if I don't take immediate action this is going to be one super long 'pregnancy'!! :stupid: :stupid: :stupid:
                    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: den they can see many of us having \"extended' pregnancy then. :rotflmao:

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                    • jedamumJ Offline
                      jedamum
                      last edited by

                      i was packing the other day and found a stash of stuff toy in the cupboard which jedadad had given me when we were dating. then i told my ds1,


                      me : next time, try not to buy any stuff toys for your girlfriend ah.
                      ds1 :? : why?
                      me : so next time when you get married and moved out, she won't have headache finding space to keep all the stuff toys.
                      ds1 : i will study hard and earn a lot of money to buy a big house. then have space to keep all the stuff toys.
                      😐

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                        buds
                        last edited by

                        Good one, DS1!


                        Jeda, he's a hoarder you said right?
                        So, kinda natural he'd rather have
                        bigger space than throw out his
                        precious stuff. šŸ˜‰

                        Btw, you shouldn't have too much
                        to pack right? So should be easier
                        for you as compared to us. šŸ˜›

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