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    Kids say the darnest things...

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    • B Offline
      buds
      last edited by

      Kinda choking my ribs especially after eating too much. :politebleah:


      Not too big yet but visibly preggie i guess.
      Still waiting for L to confirm our meet up...
      Boy, she'll be in for a surprise. :evil:

      Cos the last i saw her she said, \"Wow you
      look nice and looks like you have lost a lotta
      weight!\" She even asked if i was wearing any
      corsets under my S shirt. :oops:

      Like i said, she will be in for a surprise awrite.. :lol:
      Cos i have managed to gain in all back and more in
      a matter of mere months. Less time i took to lose it
      in the 1st place. 😢 That's why doesn't help being
      slim & sexy. Just end up kenna whacked up again! :lol:

      DD2 said this when so many weight loss advertisements
      showed up on our tv screen, \"Dun worry mummy, you can
      do all that when baby comes out from your tummy, okay?
      Then, you'll be thin again.. :hugs:\"

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      • R Offline
        RRMummy
        last edited by

        buds:
        Btw, you shouldn't have too much

        to pack right? So should be easier
        for you as compared to us. šŸ˜›
        Buds, that reminded me - the company name is Lucky Star and I just spoke to Nick and told him he must give same good rates. He said no problem. šŸ˜‰

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          RRMummy
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          jedamum:
          i was packing the other day and found a stash of stuff toy in the cupboard which jedadad had given me when we were dating. then i told my ds1,


          me : next time, try not to buy any stuff toys for your girlfriend ah.
          ds1 :? : why?
          me : so next time when you get married and moved out, she won't have headache finding space to keep all the stuff toys.
          ds1 : i will study hard and earn a lot of money to buy a big house. then have space to keep all the stuff toys.
          😐
          He has his ways eh!! :lol:

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          • R Offline
            RRMummy
            last edited by

            buds:
            Kinda choking my ribs especially after eating too much. :politebleah:


            Not too big yet but visibly preggie i guess.
            Still waiting for L to confirm our meet up...
            Boy, she'll be in for a surprise. :evil:
            :lol: I can imagine!!
            buds:
            Cos the last i saw her she said, \"Wow you
            look nice and looks like you have lost a lotta
            weight!\" She even asked if i was wearing any
            corsets under my S shirt. :oops:
            :drool:
            buds:
            Cos i have managed to gain in all back and more in
            a matter of mere months. Less time i took to lose it
            in the 1st place. 😢 That's why doesn't help being
            slim & sexy. Just end up kenna whacked up again! :lol:
            Dun fret.. All for a good 'cause'... :love:
            buds:
            DD2 said this when so many weight loss advertisements
            showed up on our tv screen, \"Dun worry mummy, you
            Awww.. Your DD2 - always with her sensitive and sensible words... :love:

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              jedamum
              last edited by

              RRMummy:
              jedamum:

              i was packing the other day and found a stash of stuff toy in the cupboard which jedadad had given me when we were dating. then i told my ds1,


              me : next time, try not to buy any stuff toys for your girlfriend ah.
              ds1 :? : why?
              me : so next time when you get married and moved out, she won't have headache finding space to keep all the stuff toys.
              ds1 : i will study hard and earn a lot of money to buy a big house. then have space to keep all the stuff toys.
              😐

              He has his ways eh!! :lol:

              Big House Part 2

              me : next time when you buy a big house, can i go and stay with you?
              ds1 : sure! if you want to.
              me :idea: : what if your wife does not want to stay with me?
              ds1 😐 : why would i want to marry this kind in the first place? those type nag, nag, nag....

              :!: :!: :siam: šŸ˜“ since it is the thoughts that count, i will know how to be automatic ah.... šŸ˜“

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              • R Offline
                RRMummy
                last edited by

                jedamum:
                me :idea: : what if your wife does not want to stay with me?

                ds1 😐 : why would i want to marry this kind in the first place? those type nag, nag, nag....

                :!: :!: :siam: šŸ˜“ since it is the thoughts that count, i will know how to be automatic ah.... šŸ˜“
                :rotflmao: Guilty as charged??

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                • S Offline
                  Sun_2010
                  last edited by

                  Me -with face pack on my face , looking like a ghost. DS comes along.

                  DS: eee! Whats that on ur face?
                  Me: Thats a face pack.
                  DS: Why is it there?
                  Me: Its will make me look more bootyful šŸ˜Ž
                  DS: Oh!
                  Then he walks around scratching his head. Them grey cells working very hard. Then comes to me, puts his arm over my shoulder.

                  DS: Ma, dont feel bad, but that thing makes u look ugly. Take it off.

                  :stupid: :stupid:

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                  • B Offline
                    buds
                    last edited by

                    RRMummy:
                    buds:

                    Btw, you shouldn't have too much

                    to pack right? So should be easier
                    for you as compared to us. šŸ˜›

                    Buds, that reminded me - the company name is Lucky Star and I just spoke to Nick and told him he must give same good rates. He said no problem. šŸ˜‰

                    Thanks dear, you're a doll! šŸ’‹

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                    • B Offline
                      buds
                      last edited by

                      RRMummy:
                      jedamum:

                      me :idea: : what if your wife does not want to stay with me?

                      ds1 😐 : why would i want to marry this kind in the first place? those type nag, nag, nag....

                      :!: :!: :siam: šŸ˜“ since it is the thoughts that count, i will know how to be automatic ah.... šŸ˜“

                      :rotflmao: Guilty as charged??

                      Uh-oh.. jedamum's gotta start holding her tongue from now on eh? :evil:

                      If he doesn't want a wifey like that, dun think he'd want an old mother
                      like that either, huh? :siam:

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                      • R Offline
                        RRMummy
                        last edited by

                        buds:
                        Thanks dear, you're a doll! šŸ’‹

                        :hugs:

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