Kids say the darnest things...

[winterkim]

back when my son was 2+years old

he rolled a ball under the TV console.
I ask him to dig it out..

mom: see, the ball rolled underneath already, dig it out
son: mommy, i don know how
mom: use your head (*to think* - i never said *to think* out loud)
son: but my head is not long enough... (eyes red red, almost crying....~~)

:shock:

[ChiefKiasu]

winterkim:

...son: but my head is not long enough... (eyes red red, almost crying....~~)

That's funny :lol:

[jedamum]

Just now we were watching Backyard Science and a girl was demonstrating how to construct a home-made thermometer.


My boy : \"Why they want to make a thermometer? Can easily buy from outside what.\" :roll:

Me : \"Maybe it's fun to make it yourself.\"

My boy : \"Not fun what...\"

:roll: Surely not an Arts and Crafts person.

[ChiefKiasu]

I was watching Chinese production of the Three Kingdoms series with my son yesterday. It had English subtitles and the video quality was pretty bad, but I was telling my son how the generals were so easily manipulated by their advisors through flattery. During one part of the video, the English subtitles had the general lamenting that all his subordinates only want to "curry favor".


Me: See how they used the words "curry favor"?
Him: I thought the Indians invented curry flavor? Lu Bu also liked curry meh?

[riccsal]

my kids one day call me ‘dear’, just like how my wife call me


I feel its funny

[en107rn.01056yahoo.01056com.01056sg]

We were having dinner in a restaurant & there's a family with a cute little girl singing away. Here is what that has transpired right after the little girl family walk out of the restaurant.


DS: Good! Now I can eat peacefully.
Me: That's not a very nice thing to say. Wait until you have a kid of your own & sing louder than the little girl.
DS: I don't want to get married.
DH: As a ..(he was cut off by DS).
DS: I know, I know all about \"re-cycle\"
Me, DD, DH: :shock: :? :lol: :mrgreen:
DS: Oh no....It's life cycle.

[sashimi]

I was bathing my daughter one day when she suddenly said aloud, eyes closed tightly in discomfort, \"Daddy, there's eyes in my soap!\" :lol:

[ChiefKiasu]

sashimi:

I was bathing my daughter one day when she suddenly said aloud, eyes closed tightly in discomfort, \"Daddy, there's eyes in my soap!\" :lol:

kekeke... that's funny

I finally found out yesterday night while watching TV why my daughter kept asking me to go to \"The Whole World\" everytime I go to Katong Mall for her chinese classes. She was referring to Cold Storage, which was using \"The whole world in your hands\" song for its TV commercials.

[Luanee]

My daughter learned the concept of God recently and that’s how she used it: "Mummy, it’s not that I dont eat vegetables, it’s God who makes me this way…"


P/S: I’m a free-thinker.

[crashburner]

my 4 year old girl was being rude, so i told her off saying "young lady, you better watch your mouth". she turn and look at me and start point to her eyes and mouth and said, "my mouth is here and my eyes are up here, how to watch my mouth"