Kids say the darnest things...
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schellen:
:lol: Be careful... she might report you to teacher for wearing like that. As for what your DH said, we men have learnt a long time ago how to answer questions like that....DD: Why are you wearing like that?
Me: What do you mean?
DD: Why are you wearing like that? You want to be sexy ar?
Me: Huh? Sexy? :?
DD: (pointing to my exposed midriff) Here can see and there also can see.
Me: I'm just fat lah. That's why cannot cover anymore mah. :oops:
DD: (takes another look) When you wear this, you don't look fat what.
Me: *speechless* (thinking Okaaaay....)
Whenever I ask DH whether wearing clothing article XYZ makes me look fat, and he replies, \"No lah, you looked worse last time.\", I am skeptical.
But when DD says it, I immediately believe her. 
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Talking about clothing, dd will always remind me before parents teacher meeting. \"Mummy, please remember to wear decently. \" :roll: As if what I wore is indecent.
CKS wrote [quote] As for what your DH said, we men have learnt a long time ago how to answer questions like that. [/quote]Hmmm...do men starts young? I've got my ds saying\"Mummy, you don't look old. Just tie your hair up & you look like a teenager\". Wonder what he wants from me this time?? -
Heyya EN,
Wah lau!
Your child so cute!
I was like so laughing out loud at that remark!
Kids nowadays, huh...
\"Tie your hair up and will look like a teenager\"
is like the killer of all remarks, man!!!
Well, suppose if they start this young...
You should at least be assured that in future,
their choice of a better half will be a good decent one.
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EN:
EN,Talking about clothing, dd will always remind me before parents teacher meeting. \"Mummy, please remember to wear decently. \" :roll: As if what I wore is indecent.
my boy is also particular that i dress appropriately even when fetching him from school. he said that actually it's up to me if i choose to dress in 'home clothes', but if other people laugh at my dressing, it's my problem.
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Heyya jedamum,
Hehee…
Yours another cute one!
So direct some more! -
buds:
Here's another one....
So direct some more!
As i only have
months of driving experience (did not drive daily for that period of time too), i'll usually park the car a distance away from the school and walk my boy to school as I am not mentally prepared to handle the traffic congestion near the school gate.
Me : You have to give me some time...you still have 6 years, so I will drop you off at the (very congested) school's car porch one day, ok?
Ds : Ok. But if you can't do that in 6 years time, I don't think I'll ever dare to sit in your car again....
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jedamum:
Well, at least he \"dares\" to sit in your car for 6 years before making up his mind. :lol:Me : You have to give me some time...you still have 6 years, so I will drop you off at the (very congested) school's car porch one day, ok?
Ds : Ok. But if you can't do that in 6 years time, I don't think I'll ever dare to sit in your car again....
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HAHAHA! You are all hilarious! :lol:
The following telephone conversation occurred when my DD Was about 4 yrs old. I was in the office and DD was probably out somewhere with DW:
*Telephone rings*
ME: \"Hello?\"
DD: \"hello daddy!\"
ME: \"Hello!
Hi!\" [Wonders where DD is calling from] \"Where are you?\"
DD: \"I am here!\"
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My 4.5yr old DD;
me: do u have a BF?
DD: yes, hanqing is my BF & he’ll marry me & I’ll be his wife.
me: how do you know if he’ll marry you & not anyone else?
DD: last time he likes me & Yan, now he only likes me, he don’t want Yan already
me: Next time he’ll find a better GF & don’t want you already, like Yan!
DD: won’t lah, he told me he’ll love me forever, CONFIRM!
me: speechless
My 3yr old DS
me: do you have a GF?
DS: yes, jingjing is my GF.
me: will you marry her in future.
DS: I don’t know yet, I may know better girls next time.
me: speechless -
When I was pregnant with our #3,
our 4 yr old DS kept talking about her coming \"di di\",
on the morning of my detailed scan I asked her,
if this BB is not \"di di\", but \"mei mei\"... how?
Her reply;
\"mei mei\" I don't want,
ask hospital to change to \"di di\" for me. :shock:
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