Starve Yourself to Longevity

[Nebbermind]

janet_lee88:

I am not starving...do not believe in this.


Whatever I feel like eating, I just eat, be it crab or egg tarts :evil:
Eat and be happy.
:rahrah:

geee...I feel my cholestrol rising just by reading this!! :scared:

[ponyo]

Nebbermind:

is that why u are in this starvation thread now??

8 -> 0 -> 8

:pokeeye: :torchme: :pokeeye:

[buds]

It's crab OR egg tarts, bro.


Not crabs AND egg tarts.

But if eating both makes her happy why not, aye?
Like they say, live each day like its your last?

Don't worry, be happy.

[zeemimi]

Chenonceau:

I hope there's have food up there too... :rotflmao:

yup, there'll be a banquet up there.

[janet88]

zeemimi:

Chenonceau:

I hope there's have food up there too... :rotflmao:

yup, there'll be a banquet up there.

in the meantime, do good and be good...there should be a banquet.

[MR06]

janet_lee88:

zeemimi:

[quote=\"Chenonceau\"] I hope there's have food up there too... :rotflmao:

yup, there'll be a banquet up there.

in the meantime, do good and be good...there should be a banquet.[/quote]Why worry about banquet up there? Nobody that had gone there came back and no one promised you a place up there. If you feel you had been promised a place, let's face it - you felt this way because you had placed faith in God through your exposure to some people or books that you came across. And of course I am not saying it is wrong.

Have buffet now, live your life well and don't fear where you are heading when it's time to go.

[Chenonceau]

Does anyone know of such a thing as low carb noodles? What are they made of?

[Chenonceau]

zeemimi:

Chenonceau:

I hope there's have food up there too... :rotflmao:

yup, there'll be a banquet up there.

Hopefully. .. low carb.

[Sun_2010]

Chenonceau:

zeemimi:

[quote=\"Chenonceau\"] I hope there's have food up there too... :rotflmao:

yup, there'll be a banquet up there.

Hopefully. .. low carb. [/quote]Not to put you off the your diets or healthy life style but just a a humourous prespective

This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise. When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi.
As they \"oohed and aahed\" the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.
\"It's free,\" Peter replied, \"this is Heaven.\"

Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course that the home backed up to. They would have golfing privileges everyday and each week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth. The old man asked, \"what are the green fees?\". Peter's reply, \"This is heaven, you play for free.\"

Next they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with r the cuisine's of the world laid out. \"How much to eat?\" asked the old man. \"Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!\" Peter replied with some exasperation.

\"Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?\" the old man asked timidly. Peter lectured, \"That's the best part...you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven.\"

With that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it, and shrieking wildly. Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong.

The old man looked at his wife and said, \"This is all your fault. If it weren't for your blasted bran muffins, I could have been here ten years ago!\"

[Chenonceau]

Oh dang! Now I am stuck. Should I starve myself to longevity? Or eat myself to shortevity? Hmmmmm… I think I’ll just go with declining bran muffins.